otfivedirection:

maarkhoppus:

america’s next top zayn malik

boys enter to see if they are prettier than zayn malik

they all fail

thats the show

#five boys stand before me #i hold in my hand four pictures #they’re all of me #you may leave

mycatsaysmeow1:

yesididbringmydog:

okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you 

i was talking this here picture

when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment

and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes. 

This really deserves more than 200 notes

jimwh0rrison:

put-your-trousers-on-sherlock:

bamfinajumper:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

omfg

are those backup dancers behind him? 

most importantly, did she say yes or did she say hell yes?

hyped-perfection:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

unmagically:

misterharries:

never forget

favorite thing on tumblr

MY NEW FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD

STILL MY FAVORITE THING

CRYING

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.

restoremyfateinthese:

j-otunheim:

sodamnrelatable:

Just to look at her act like:

Then watch the dude sit there like:

this is actually my favourite post on tumblr ever

dressuplikehipsters:

toxicjuice:

the-stylinson-couple:

louloser:

dressuplikehipsters:

Ryan Seacrest accidentally hit Taylor in the face with his mic on the red carpet!

””“accidentally”“”“

I AM SCREAMING BECAUSE THAT WAS SO FUCKING INTENTIONAL.  THAT IS THE MOST AWKWARD MOVEMENT AND HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.  BLESS YOU, SEACREST, BLESS YOU

That definitely was intentional lol

this is the same guy who tried to high five a blind guy so

im gonna go with it was an accident but sure guys

vondell-swain:

i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold

i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals

nakedbrownie:

killthesane:

seaweedheadnightray:

wompod:

waitingforarthurpendragon:

sherlockpleasecomeback:

ATTENTION —

My mother agreed that if this gets 100,000 notes (a lot I know!) my internet friend from Wales can come and live with us for a week. PLEASE please help us out here guys? How amazing would it be to get to meet your Tumblr-buddies?

PLEASE.
Just…PLEASE

SIGNAL BOOST THIS.

REBLOG FOREVER

reblog because tumblr love

do it

imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says helpful things like “yo man theres balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off” in its deep spider voice and its just like a really chill spider overall